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Busy, Busy, Bu…. Okay Maybe Just One

Friday, September 21st, 2007

I’ve mentioned before that I’m hard at it right now.  I’m trying to move in with my in-laws, put my old household into storage, stage the old house for selling, finish up my multitude of other projects before I lose my shed workspace and work a full time job.

So what I really, really don’t need right now is to visit a website like www.puzzlegrid.com.   And I really, really, really don’t need to play Mahjong.  Or Bubbles.

Oh hell, maybe just one game…

Crazy Frog

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

Awhile back, maybe a year or more, my friend Chaun and/or my goddaughter Taylor sent me a link to this goofy little video entitled Crazy Frog.  It was a hit thing in Europe and also cited as one of the most annoying things ever.  As an attempt to distract Emily from something else, I showed her that video the other day.

It worked, she was distracted.

After about the 12th time she watched it in a row, I started to see where the “annoying” label came from.

My guess is that video has been played roughly 30 times since then in the Slusher household.  Funny thing is, after about 20 times or so, it’s not so annoying anymore.  It just sort of becomes the background noise and is much preferable to a whining child.

I Did That

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

My home improvement multimedia extravaganza is now live! You can check it out here.

It’s called I Did That. It will mix in blog posts, audio podcasts and video podcasts. I’ve started rather simply with my Laundry Room Project. The show will be evolving as it goes, so make sure you check it out.

Update:  Oops, I had the first link messed up.  It’s fixed now.  The url is www.ididthatshow.com for those thousands of you that want to homepage it.

Still Experimenting

Friday, April 27th, 2007

I’m still messing around with the look of the blog (as if you can’t tell).

I want to go with something like this current one (It is a variation on the Default Wordpress theme) or the gray one I had yesterday (Wordpress Classic 1.5). I want to have the recent comments stuff and wouldn’t mind a picture of myself somewhere in the header (the smaller and blurrier it is, the better. I know my limits).

One would think that a guy who spends 5 or 6 hours a day messing on his computer would be able to do that fairly quickly and easily.

Heh.

There are obviously some gaps in my FTP knowledge. I can’t seem to upload an entire folder (the whole theme) at one time. I have to go in and create a directory and upload each file in the directory one by one. I find it a bit tedious, so I have been a bit wary in doing it.

I like the current theme, but can’t seem to get that little description to move to the left. Or my picture to the right, it really doesn’t matter, I just don’t want them in the same place.

I’m going to keep messing with it as time and patience allow.

UPDATE: I got the description moved, now I am going to try to get the colors changed a bit.

I Need Help

Sunday, April 15th, 2007

Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.  I’ve needed help for a long time, blh, blah.  Get it out of your system.  I’ll wait.

Okay, here is what I need and since I don’t know what else to do, I will throw it out to the Internets and see what happens.

I have been wanting to do a video podcast or vlog or whatever you call it for some time.  It will be based on my personal forays into home repair and improvement.  I have already filmed a bunch of video of different projects I have done.  I am going to call it I Did That and I want to put out a video or two a week, maybe 5 or ten minutes each.

The problem is that I can’t film it, think up the story line, edit it, do the projects, work a full-time job and be a decent father and husband.  And those last 2 things are the most important.  Thus,  I can’t do it alone.
What I need is this:

  • A camera(wo)man, not for every single scene, since some shots are just me talking to the camera.  I just need a tripod for those, which I already have.
  • A video editor.  This is probably the most important. Editing video takes me a long time.  It is currently my big bottleneck.  I’ve got hours and hours of video that needs to be shaped into something.

What I’ve got to offer is this:

  • Not much.  I’ve got a small budget so that I could just pay you for it, but it won’t be a ton of money.  The pay would be based on time spent if you were working the camera, by the job for the editing.
  • My undying friendship, eternal gratitude and a position on the board of directors of  I Did That, Inc. should it ever materialize.
  • Did I mention undying friendship?

So that is where I am at.  I’m not asking for full time or professional level work.  This is a doing it for fun and maybe someday making money if lightning strikes sort of thing.  I don’t even need the same camerapersons and editors for every show.  If every single one had a different person doing it, that would be fine with me. If you, or someone you know, is at all interested, let me know.

Uphill Battles

Friday, March 2nd, 2007

The latest from The Onion: Terror, Drugs, Poverty Redouble Efforts Against U.S.

If you aren’t subscribed to this RSS feed, you are missing a good giggle a day.

Video Excitement

Friday, December 8th, 2006

I just purchased a camcorder. It is the second camcorder I have bought, the first being this incredibly cheap, incredibly cheap looking and incredibly cheap performing number off ebay. This new one is a Canon ZR500.

Man this thing takes some good looking video. Or at least it looks great on the little LCD screen. I have yet to buy any MiniDV tapes for it. I’m working night shifts right now, so my shopping time is a bit restricted.

I plan on taking some amazing video of two incredibly beautiful children and maybe doing some vblogging of sorts. Or videopodcasting, or whatever it is the kids call it these days.

I will post some here as soon as I can, which will be as soon as work takes it’s icy death grip from around my throat.

Second Rule Of Online Names

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006

The Second Rule Of Online Names:

Any name involving the words killer, stud or pimp means you are dealing with a young man who testicles have yet to descend.

Popular Presidency

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

A new Chair and Automan is out. Download it here. Subscribe to my feed here.

I share my idea on how to become history’s most popular president.

Links:
Michelle Malone Chronicles
Fueled By Ramen
Panic! At The Disco
George Bush

Email me: jaslusher AT gmail DOT com

First Rule Of Online Names

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

Put this one into the books, we will call it the First Rule Of Online Names:

Any online name that ends in the number “69″ indicates that you are dealing with a complete jerkoff