Archive for the 'humor' Category

On (Equine) Freedom And Dignity

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007

I had an appointment today with a dermatologist. My GP seems to think that my multitude of moles need to have an eye kept on them. So off I went today for my first visit.
I knew that the Doctor would want to have a look at my back and legs, so I wore [...]

Snorting It Up In South Kakalaka

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

Here in South Carolina, our politicians aren’t so much corrupt as just hard partyers.
COLUMBIA, S.C. – South Carolina Treasurer Thomas Ravenel, a former real estate developer who became a rising political star after his election last year, was indicted Tuesday on federal cocaine charges.
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The millionaire is accused of buying less than [...]

Notes From Atop My Pedestal

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007

My lovely wife had an evening on the town with her girlfriends last weekend.  As is always the case when women get together, they talked about men. Amongst this group, i always seem to come out smelling like a rose.
Now, granted, Marilyn could be exaggerating the superlatives heaped upon me. Okay, myabe heaped isn’t the [...]

Uphill Battles

Friday, March 2nd, 2007

The latest from The Onion: Terror, Drugs, Poverty Redouble Efforts Against U.S.
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Vanilla Ice Cream

Friday, January 26th, 2007

This just trips me out. I’m not sure why.

The Onion Radio News

Thursday, December 7th, 2006

If you aren’t listening to The Onion Radio News podcast, you are missing out on a good laugh every day.
How can you beat a headline like this?

Babysitter Swaps Dead Child With Similar Child Before Parents Get Home
Short answer: You can’t. Take a listen.

Popular Presidency

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

A new Chair and Automan is out. Download it here. Subscribe to my feed here.
I share my idea on how to become history’s most popular president.
Links:
Michelle Malone Chronicles
Fueled By Ramen
Panic! At The Disco
George Bush
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