Losing things drives me nuts.  I absolutely hate losing things, so it’s lucky that I’m really good at finding them.  I have a system which involves backtracking over the last place I remember actually having it and then retracing my steps after that point, taking into account certain proclivities towards where I lay things down [...]

If I ever became a bigwig in which I could invite powerful people to a party at my house, The Clintons would never be on the guest list.  I’ve watched them in action since 1992 and I can guarantee that when you invite them to your party they are gonna insult half the guests, be [...]

I watched I Am Legend with my lovely wife the other night.  LAME.  It had the feel of a much longer and much better movie that got edited into goofiness.  I think to have done it well it would have had to have been a trilogy.  I guess Will Smith doesn’t do trilogies.
The internal inconsistencies [...]

I worked for a private club during The Masters golf tournament.  Marilyn had worked for this same club last year and the guy who is in charge of the valet operation (Joe) had invited me to work this year, so I figured I would give it a try.
Wow.
It opened my eyes about The Masters, that [...]

Playing a freeroll on Full Tilt Poker is like watching a kid with Down’s Syndrome beat up a bunch of paraplegics.

Mike Hampton is without a doubt the most worthless piece of human excrement ever to sully Major League Baseball and the Braves roster.  All these ailments cannot possibly be real. He is either a lying hypochondriac or the biggest wimp ever.  Perhaps both.  The Braves would be doing themselves a favor just to assign him [...]

My brother is shutting down the box that has been hosting this blog for some years now.  That means that I had to go out and get a new home.  The good news is that I get a fancy new version of WordPress.  The bad news is that I now own a bunch of buttons [...]

Dear World:
Let me just put this out there now so no one is surprised by any future action I might take. The next person who, either directly or indirectly, suggests to me that the only reason I support Barack Obama for president is because “I like black people better” is getting the teeth knocked [...]