Archive for December, 2007

The Road To Hell And All

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

Here is my deep thought for today: The biggest problem with most of the people I encounter daily is that they don’t understand that they can be both well-intentioned and wrong. They think that somehow having warm and fuzzy feelings means they can’t be completely screwing something up.

When I was a child I once caught this enormous caterpillar. It was incredibly cool looking, with interesting patterns of red and yellow on a black body and those whacky caterpillar spiky hair things everywhere. It was the coolest bug I had ever seen. I decided to make it my pet and I prepared a suitable jar with air holes poked in the top and a stick inside for lounging. I was thrilled. I looked in the jar with pride and happiness. I had a fine pet and had given him comfortable lodgings. In case he got hungry, I even dropped a chunk of bologna down into the jar with him. Two days later, when I had a jar full of rotten bologna and dead caterpillar, I learned what the word herbivore meant. All the warm and fuzzy feelings I had were no match for the unrelenting power of my ignorance.

It amazes me how few people have learned that simple lesson.

Merry Christmas And Happy New Year

Monday, December 24th, 2007

It’s quite possible, in my current situation, that I will be “unplugged” for some time. I hope in the intervening time that each of you enjoys your holy days, whatever they may be.

In Case You’ve Forgotten

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

I’ve got cute kids.

Recharging

Bluetooth Spoon

Obama In Columbia

Saturday, December 8th, 2007

Man, I wish I could go to Columbia tomorrow to see Barack Obama. I would love to hear him speechify. Arrested Development is playing and it’s free. And somebody named “Oprah” is gonna be there. Should be quite the shindig.