You know why the Fantasy genre of literature is so drama queen ghey? It’s because they are always putting apostrophes in characters names.
Is it so much freakin’ better to name a character Ina’leri than Inaleri? Nobody knows how to pronounce these stupid names anyways, why bother with the apostrophe?
I read an online comic called Looking For Group. Good comic, love it, can’t wait for the next episode every time. The hero’s name is Cale’anon. How ghey is that? Is it supposed to make him just that much more fantastic? C’mon guys, throw me a bone, make names I can pronounce.
And speaking of comics, though not online, someone needs to stop the travesty that is Family Circus. It’s just not funny. It never has been. Not even once. And Cathy sucks, too. Let me guess what the next strip will be about: she’s overweight, shops too much, or is stressed out. Ha(frickin)ha.
I’m glad I got that off my chest.