Archive for November, 2006

Michael Richards

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006

Here is my statement to Michael Richards: STFU.
That fake ass non-apology (6th one down): STFU.
The meeting with black leaders: STFU.
The whole “I’m Jewish” thing: STFU.
Dude, you career is now officially over. It has been unofficially over for a few years now, this just seals the deal. No matter what you do, what [...]

That’s My Boy!

Monday, November 27th, 2006

Jonathan David Slusher just up and started walking today. I had been telling him for a month now that he was plenty strong, he just needed to get motivated.
Well, today he found it.
I’m so proud.

Daybreak

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006

I’m not much of a TV watcher. Especially TV series. When you work rotating 12 hour shifts and don’t own a DVR of any sort, it’s just hard to maintain an interest in one and miss half of all the shows.
That being said, the ABC series, Daybreak, has caught my attention.
First [...]

Happy Turkey Day

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006

I hope all you non-turkeys out there have a great day with friends, family and other assorted loved ones. Eat, drink and be merry.
If you do happen to be a Turkey-American, well, um… my condolences to you and your family. In fact, let’s extend those condolences to all Stuffing-Americans, Cranberry-Americans, Potato-Americans and [...]

Popular Presidency

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

A new Chair and Automan is out. Download it here. Subscribe to my feed here.
I share my idea on how to become history’s most popular president.
Links:
Michelle Malone Chronicles
Fueled By Ramen
Panic! At The Disco
George Bush
Email me: jaslusher AT gmail DOT com

Makeshift Patriot

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

This is a video to the song “Makeshift Patriot” by Sage Francis:

First Rule Of Online Names

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

Put this one into the books, we will call it the First Rule Of Online Names:
Any online name that ends in the number “69″ indicates that you are dealing with a complete jerkoff

Ride The Wave

Wednesday, November 8th, 2006

Though there are still votes to be (re)counted in MT and VA, the Democrats seem on the verge of taking both houses of Congress.
Thank God. Maybe now we can start taping our Constitution back together.

How To Make A Million Bucks

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

I’ve hit upon the surefire way to make a million bucks. I’m gonna sell golf balls.
I got the idea from this quote (via billmon):
Dubois put an exclamation point on their sentiments when he said the group, after seeing McCaskill, planned to memorialize the president during their golf game that morning. “We’re going to call [...]

Voting

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

For the first time in my life I am going to go to the polls today and vote a straight Democratic ticket. I’ve never done it before because I’ve always thought myself non-partisan. I like to weigh the pros and cons of each candidate and decide from there.
That doesn’t work here. And [...]