This will be an ongoing series of posts in which you can learn from my mistakes. That way you can vicariously enjoy the fruits of stupidity without actually having to be stupid like me.

Today’s lesson will actually be a small list:

• When you get home on Monday morning (trash day), don’t park in front of the trash can.
• When your beautiful wife tells you that you need to move your car and you tell her that you will, you should actually do it.
• If you can’t avoid the above items, don’t do it the Monday before your daughter’s Sunday birthday party, thereby ensuring the absolute biggest, smelliest, most disgusting pile of garbage possible, with visitors coming to the house.

Remember: I’m stupid, so that you don’t have to be.

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