Taking The Cake

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Emily’s birthday was a smashing success and a good time was had by all. You know you did it right when all the food gets eaten and the other kids refuse to leave.
Emily was great and she was a [...]

Today is Emily Nicole’s 4th birthday! Happy Birthday baby girl!
From the mouths of (non)babes:
I’m not a child anymore.
She keeps trying to get us to start the party and we keep reminding her that it doesn’t start until 2. She went into her room and got her little paper clock and moved the hands [...]

This will be an ongoing series of posts in which you can learn from my mistakes. That way you can vicariously enjoy the fruits of stupidity without actually having to be stupid like me.
Today’s lesson will actually be a small list:

When you get home on Monday morning (trash day), don’t park in front of [...]

I would just like to send out a special thank you to George W. Bush for using his first ever veto to stop Congress from allowing expanded research on stem cells. That this research could possibly save me and millions like me from blindness, loss of limbs and early death is of no consequence. [...]

Whatever is staying in Vegas this year is staying without me. I failed to qualify for the WSOP seat that I was trying for. In the second round tournament I finished a disappointing 426nd out of 568. The really disappointing part of it was that in the 3rd round you only have [...]

I had a Birthday on the tenth, but celebrated on Sunday which involved my dear wife and I going to see Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man’s Chest (good movie, by the way) and visiting my Mom.
When we went to PotC we ate like pigs and I took a bunch of insulin. When I [...]

I would just like to say that the following people are on my (s)hit list:
Bill Gates
The guy who thought up networking
His buddy who thought up routers
His other buddy who thought up print servers
Linksys (the entire company)
Cisco (for owning Linksys)
Microsoft
Anybody who likes Microsoft products
Steve Jobs
Apple
Anybody who likes Mac crap
People who like networks/routers/print servers
People who can make [...]