Daytime TV
Everybody knows that daytime TV sucks. I knew it long ago and my recent time spent watching it has only reinforced that opinion.
The special effects on those Superman movies really suck. And the make-up on the old Star Trek shows is pitiful. The scariest thing about it is that there is a contingent of people that wish it had never changed.
Law and Order is on ALL DAY.
News has devolved into a bunch of a-holes spouting their a-holish opinions about missing white kids and present Democrats.
The word “reality” has no business in a sentence about a TV show. Nothing on TV is real. Not even the aforementioned news. Especially not on FOX.
I love the way TV has begun a recycling campaign of its own. Take has-beens and put them into psychotically weird situations and film it. Woohoo, let the fun commence. Let’s make it 17 minutes of fame, by any means necessary.
After seeing all these shows lamenting the fall of many child stars, I look at the adult versions of them and think that it’s probably a good thing. Most of these “former child stars” are as intriguing and charismatic as the sand that gets swept out of my foyer. And as plentiful, too. And thanks to FOX, they come back about as often.
Kirstie Ally is everywhere. Read that sentence again, it’s a double entendre.
I work for the company and I find those Bridgestone commercials completely embarassing. Those are really good tires, let’s show that by having half naked people do back flips and the tango. Good idea.
Oooh, I gotta go. Law and Order is coming back on.