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The 3/31/05 episode of The Chair and Automan is out. Download the MP3 directly here.

Things I talk about in this episode:

• I thank Mectapus for the theme music.
• I talk for awhile about all kinds of junk and then play a clip of a horrible song by Kool Ed E off of the music download section of download.com.
• I play the song No Wood by The Movement.
• I talk about being jealous of Julien’s voice(from inoveryourhead.net).
• I talk about wanting to go to the Caribbean (Trinidad specifically) and get a tour from Georgia and Nicholas.
• It’s “grind time” with the song Circles by Real-Eyes.
• I talk about show notes and Jason Evangelho of Insomnia Radio.
• I announce big news that you have to listen to the podcast to find out.

Look closely at this picture and see if you can imagine a loveseat forming out of this.

Do you still have to be invited to get a G-mail account? If so, anyone have one they could shoot to a brother?

Also, anyone got a way to get it to auto show up in my outlook express? I have a yahoo account that I would like to do the same thing but have never figured out how.

UPDATE: David sent me one, thanks for all the other offers.

Here are a couple of pictures from our Easter gathering.

First, we have the girls dying the Easter eggs:

After pulling each egg out of the dye, Emily would announce that it was time to drink the colored water.

Second, we have Emily and her Nana mugging for the camera:

Let’s pretend that you were working on fixing a horn on a 1979 F100. Let’s also pretend that you are too stupid to disconnect the battery. We must also pretend that you are attempting to put in a small spring that accidentally crosses two live circuits. At this point we have to pretend that even while the spring begins to heat up, you value that little spring more than your own personal safety.

Got all that?

If you did, you will realize that you would end up with fingers that look like this:

Now you have to pretend to ask yourself, why are you being such a moron?

The 3/29/05 episode of The Chair and Automan is out. Download the MP3 directly here.

Things I talk about in this episode:

• Cleaning up my shed, errr, workshop.
• I forget to thank Mectapus for the theme music. Sorry guys, I will do better next time.
• I play the song, I Wish I Can Fly by Asheba.
• I talk about Asheba’s good vibes and thank Brendan Borlase of Incoherent Ramblings for his and play a clip of his.
• I talk about the Kaizen process.
• I play my new “grind time” song intro.
• I play the song Trackslashers by Real-Eyes featuring J-High and Kartier the Kemist.
• I beg shamelessly for promos and feedback and call it a show.

I just got off the phone with a performer named Asheba. I was originally introduced to his music through Gergia Poppelwell’s Caribbean Free Radio. He is such a nice man and he gave me permission to share one of his songs on my podcast. If you have kids and want to give them something special to listen too, or if you are like me and just enjoy such music, give him a try. You will be happy you did.

Have you ever noticed that the people that are most adamantly opposed to the theory of evolution are also the most ape-like?

I say that, but I don’t believe in man’s evolution from apes, either. I think we are still monkeys. Just look around.

My wife and I are setting up for our Easter dinner. We didn’t actually have an Easter related centerpiece, so we improvised.

Marilyn’s family is coming over and we will grill and have an Easter egg hunt. I always love these things and really enjoy watching Emily get excited about them.

The 3/25/05 episode of The Chair and Automan is out. Download the MP3 directly here.

In this episode:

• I talk about boning up everything I have attempted today.
• Thank Mectapus for the new theme music.
• I play the entire new theme song, The Walk by Mectapus.
• I talk about my trip to Columbia, SC.
• I play a song called Scary by The Movement.
• I decide to play an extra song and tell Nancy Nelson that it is time to grind the beans.
• I thank Rev1 for reawakening my love of Hip-Hop and play his song called Bad News.
• Later.