Archive for September, 2004

Speechless

Tuesday, September 21st, 2004

Last night at work I was rendered speechless as efficiently as I ever have been in my life. Four seconds, tops.
I spend a goodly amount of time partnered with a fellow named Mike. Now, Mike is not your ordinary looking dude. He wears a goatee and moustache combination (sometimes referred to as [...]

WMD from Rev1

Monday, September 20th, 2004

Rev1 has released the album WMD. Order it today. I’ve already ordered mine, now it is your turn to finally get some politically informed hip-hop back into your ears. $10 for a CD is an absolute steal. Jump all over this opportunity. I can’t recommend it enough. My [...]

Night Shift Blues

Sunday, September 19th, 2004

I should write a song entitled “Night Shift Blues”. Because I’m feeling ‘em.

Sean Insanity

Friday, September 17th, 2004

I am quite often forced to watch the Faux News Network because thats what they play on the TV in the break room at work. I can’t change the channel so I’m stuck with it. This Sean Hannity cat is about the most annoying little piece of human slime I can imagine. [...]

OT

Thursday, September 16th, 2004

I, like a crazy man, am going in to work some overtime tonight. Why do I beat myself up like this?

Golfers

Wednesday, September 15th, 2004

My trip to Myrtle Beach taught me something: I hate golfers.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate all golfers. I can’t think of a single pro golfer that I even dislike. I know a great many people who golf and dislike almost none of them. But someone who golfs and a “golfer” [...]

Vacation

Wednesday, September 15th, 2004

I’m not the only one who likes a good vacation. George Bush has now spent 44 straight days outside of Washington. I wonder who is really in charge. He spent 28 days on vacation in the month of August. Why give a man a job he so obviously wants to avoid? [...]

Oil

Wednesday, September 15th, 2004

Has anybody ever wondered what would happen if we pissed off the Arab world enough that everyone in the Middle East just refused to sell us oil? What would happen then?

Iraq

Wednesday, September 15th, 2004

I haven’t mentioned Iraq in quite some time. There is a simple reason for this. The whole thing makes me want to weep. We are not there fighting terrorists. We are there making enemies. Saddam Hussein, for all of his evil, was a secular dictator. He opposed radical Islamic [...]

At The Aquarium

Tuesday, September 14th, 2004

Here is a picture of Emily and me at the aquarium in Myrtle Beach: