You gotta hear this.
***NOTE*** DO NOT LISTEN IF YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR CURSING. There are TONS of one specific curse word. NOT work safe.

Today’s Dilbert is awesome.

I’m getting quite snarky in my old age. I recently got this e-mail from the Google Team:

Hello James,
We’ve noticed that you’re displaying Google ads on www.jamesslusher.com in a manner that violates our program policies.

Publishers may not label Google ads improperly. If you wish to keep text above the AdWords ads on your page, [...]

With the Gay marriages going on in Massachusetts now I think that social scientists have an opportunity to do studies to see what universal effects the institution of marriage has on people.
Do Gay people get less sex once they are married, too?
In a Lesbian marriage, will both women gain 20 pounds in the first six [...]

I have decided to take a break from scanning the news daily to find more reasons to hate Bush. I have more than enough already. The reason I do this is because I am becoming a fanatic and I don’t want that. I know that I am on the verge of fanaticism [...]

Am I the only one who gets solicitations for anti-spam software spammed to me? WTF is up with that? Didn’t the Mafia think up similar tactics in which you paid the wiseguys to protect you from the wiseguys? It is clever in that if you buy it they could just stop spamming [...]

Hell itself must be freezing over when a member of the Bush Administration actually admits they were wrong. I’m shocked.

After commenting on a political discussion about taxes that had turned into a “Hate The South” rally, I was treated to this comment:
James Slusher, what a f*****g redneck in-bred retard you are. I hope that we win the White House without the help of any crackers like you, (editing mine)
I have been called many things [...]

I find the backlash against “political correctness” alarming. Since when is showing someone else respect a bad thing?
On another subject, one of the biggest mistakes that human beings make on a consistent basis is the misapplying of reasons for actions. Whenever people do something they usually assign external motives for their actions. [...]

Actually I love America all the time. It’s Americans…
Last night my wife and I went to see Barbershop 2 at the dollar theater. It was pretty funny. The storyline was not as tight as I would have liked and there were some odd disconnects in it. But mostly it was [...]