If I could really do what I want to do to the various and sundry autos that I work on it would be this:

Metaphorically speaking, of course.

Check out Rev1.net for the new release of The Patriot Act. Good stuff.

Johnny Edwards, or someone else at the Augusta Chronicle, must have started dating someone outside of their race. There was a blitzkrieg of stories on interracial issues last Sunday. The thing is, I just don’t get it.
I mean, I understand the stories fine. I just don’t get any poor behavior towards me. [...]

What do you get when you let a baby play with a digital camera? A bunch of self-portraits, obviously.

What do you get when you don’t let a baby play with digital camera? The puppy face, obviously.

I could not get my Mom’s bathroom sink unclogged. I tried snaking it (impossible to do, it turns out). I tried Draino. I tried some no-name (at least not one I had heard of) sink-unstopper. Then I asked a dude (sorry I can’t remember your name) at Wrightsboro Supply (if you [...]

Yes, I spelled “braking” correctly. We replaced the front calipers, rotors and brake pads on the Bronco yesterday. Doing the brakes on a 4×4 (manual locking hub for any four-wheel enthusiasts), is no real picnic, but we got it sorted out. Since I didn’t have any experience with it and William (my [...]

I have to admit something. When G. W. Bush told us that Saddam Hussein was an evil, WMD-toting, terrorist supporting, 9/11 helping, smelly bad guy, I was all for going in there and kicking his butt. But, you know, I was expecting what the president was telling us was true.
Don’t get this twisted, [...]

How exactly does one get to be a “demagogue”? Is there some place I can put in an application? I like the whole idea of it. I want to be one.
I especially want to be one if people begin to mistake it with “demigod”. Then I would be thought of as [...]

Jon Stewart has really come into his own on The Daily Show
Check out this clip. And this one.

Really. I’m sick and tired of working for the man. If I’m going to work for someone who is lazy and incompetent, it might as well be me. I’ve just got to figure out what I’m going to do exactly.
Darlene (my brother’s wife) made some really good suggestions for automotive related self [...]